Psst… Come closer. You’re about to step into a world whispered about in hushed tones behind espresso machines and artisanal pour-over bars. Welcome to the Secret Coffee Club, a secret society of self-proclaimed coffee shop connoisseurs—whose expertise may be, let’s say, a tad overexaggerated—on a quest to sample the wares and soak up the ambience of every café nook and cranny across Northamptonshire.
Thank you for accepting your induction into The Secret Coffee Club. No need for elaborate robes or cryptic passwords—just bring your curiosity, a love for good coffee, and a sense of humour. We solemnly swear we’re up to something… delicious.
— The Grand Barista of Secrets